Bad Affirmation

by Ayun Halliday

In the infinity of life where I am, all is perfect, whole, and complete. I am always divinely protected and guided - it is safe to look within myself. I am totally willing to learn to love myself.

I love my body. My body is the temple through which all life flows. My body can have whatever it wants. Everybody should want my body. I love my beautiful body.

I will love and nurture my Inner Child. My inner child has been wounded. I will give my Inner Child everything it wants. I will seek out the people who wounded my Inner Child and kill them. My parents deserve to die.

I am totally open to the abundant flow of prosperity within the Universe. I deserve to have whatever I want. I will begrudge my friends any good fortune that comes their way because they are assholes and should keep their hands off money that is rightfully mine!

I am the Supreme Being of the Universe! Anyone who doesn't realize that has his head jammed up his ass! I have been misunderstood, unappreciated, and lied to all my life, but now revenge is mine!

In the infinity of life where I am, all is perfect, whole, and complete.