And then something good happens, and I think, see, life's not so bad, you just need to relax, good things happen all the time, I just can't wait for the next good thing.
And then something bad happens and I think, Oh God, why was I fooled, I'm going downhill fast.
And all of a sudden something good happens.
And I think, hey, I'm on the upswing, the bad stuff is behind me, I think big success is just around the corner.
And then something bad happens, and I think this is it, this is the long nosedive to the ground that I'll never pull out of, my life is over, it's starting now.
And then something good happens, and I think, you see, why do you waste your life feeling gloomy and wallowing in depression, happiness is all around you if you just look for it!
And then something bad happens.
And I think, you sickening little fool, how could you be so blind, you're trapped in a long slide toward ruin, caught in a web, the more you struggle the more it's gonna hurt.
And then something wonderful happens, and I think, why are you always such a pessimist, life's too short to spend it on a bummer, these are the best days of your life, I'm gonna climb that mountain and taste the sunshine and live in that gosh darned rose garden!
And then something bad happens and I think, you schmuck.
You fell for it again.