GREG K. Do you mind if we don't see each other for awhile?
SPENCER. That's fine- I am so busy with my fabulously successful career.
BETSY. Oh, God, you hate me- I knew this would happen- you're trying to get rid of me.
AYUN. You're seeing someone else- I'm going to poke your eyes out with a sharp stick.
GREG K. It's not that I don't like you...
SPENCER. I know that- I'm a confident '90s woman who listens to subliminal affirmation tapes about how much I like myself.
BETSY. You don't like me at all- I can read it all over your face.
AYUN. You don't appreciate me. I'm going to cut your heart out and eat it raw.
GREG K. It's just that I need some time to focus.
SPENCER. I'm not taking this personally- my self-esteem isn't dependent on other people.
BETSY. I'm a distraction in your life and you're trying to get rid of me.
AYUN. You are selfish- you must die.
GREG K. I'm just not sure I'm really ready to be intimate with someone.
SPENCER. I'm so confident about my sexuality I don't even need a partner.
BETSY. Oh, God, you think I'm lousy in bed.
AYUN. You don't appreciate me as a sexual being- I'm going to cut your dick off.
GREG K. So, how're you feeling about all this- are you OK?
HEATHER. Yeah, I just haven't decided what I'm going to do yet.
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