LISA. Sure, I remember the Leg. You see, I was the Leg's adoptive mother. It happened like this. I was on my way home from doing some shopping, and well, there was the Leg lying in a patch of grass looking kind of stunned. I remember thinking it was strange to see a leg all by itself like that. Well, I went over and started massaging its foot, and pretty soon it started to revive. After another minute or so it was feeling good enough to get on its foot, and well, to make a long story short, it ended up following me home, sort of hopping along behind me. Of course the kids just loved the Leg. Pretty soon, the Leg seemed like one of the family, and it was hard to imagine what life would be like without the Leg.
(Ayun turns to face the audience.)
AYUN. Of course I remember the Leg! I was the Leg's sister. It was my job to take the Leg to the shoestore to get it a shoe which always presented a problem, of course, because there was only one Leg and it only needed one shoe. The right one. It was a right leg. Shoes get sold in pairs and it just seemed like such an awful waste to buy two shoes for one leg. I remember the first time it happened, I said to the Leg, "Don't you have a match somewhere, you know, someone just like you only opposite?" Well, the Leg didn't like that one bit. It got very perturbed. It flexed its toes angrily. It was then that I sensed that the Leg was capable of great violence somehow. So I just let it go and paid for the pair.
(Ayun turns back to face upstage. Dave turns to face the audience.)
DAVE. Yeah, I remember the Leg all right. I'll always remember the Leg. You see, the Leg killed my father. It was an argument over a card game. My father was playing cards with the Leg and some other guys, and the Leg won a hand. It was a straight flush - all clubs. It was then that my father spoke those fateful, tragic, idiotic words: "So, I guess this makes you a club foot." Well, the Leg didn't like that at all. And - thank God I wasn't there to see it - but from what I understand, the Leg then stomped on my father 5,280 times - till he was just dead. Yeah, I remember. I'll always remember that fuckin' leg.
(Dave turns to face upstage.)
LISA. I remember the Leg.
(Ayun turns to face the audience.)
AYUN. I remember the Leg.
(Dave turns to face the audience.)
DAVE. I remember the fuckin' Leg.
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