The Neo-Futurists present:

TOO MUCH LIGHT MAKES THE BABY GO BLIND

Created by Greg Allen

Written, directed, and performed by The Neo-Futurists

WHY ARE YOU READING THIS? You should be concentrating on what's going on around you. This page isn't going to tell you what to expect or how to interpret it, so you might as well make something useful out of it. Like maybe a paper airplane. Or take it down and jot phone messages on it. We just wanted to give you something with silly pictures of ourselves so that you can refer to us by name. Go ahead, say something to Greg. He won't bite.

Still reading? What's with this sudden surge of literary mindedness? Or are you reading to avoid your surroundings? Fuck that! Get your nose out of "programs" and into the world. Or maybe it's just curiosity to see if all this really has something to say. Well it doesn't, so trust me, you can stop right here.

Don't trust me? Good for you! That's the spirit! Don't let anyone push you around. Especially a program. I was telling the truth but - what the hell - you stuck to your guns and plunged on despite my warnings. Ah! But maybe I've just manipulated you into reading further for no other reason that sheer maliciousness. Why else would I bother writing all this? Not such a good feeling, is it?

Well, that's not really the case. I'm not being malicious. I just wanted to raise some issues. So, you made it to the end. Thanks for coming. And remember, it's better to hurl yourself screaming naked into the void than to lie down and sleep with it.

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