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By perusing this site, you agree to the following:

  • Your soul belongs to Tarik Dozier.
  • Your firstborn child belongs to Tarik Dozier.
  • Any necessary body parts that are presently attached to you belong to Tarik Dozier if the need for a transplant arises. Please compile a list and send it me at your earliest available convenience.
  • Your home and all of its contents belong to Tarik Dozier, regardless of whether or not they are (or rather, were) your legal property.
  • You will obey Tarik Dozier's every brutal command, and will accept your role as a disciple when he officially founds his own Tarik-centric religion, as well as a loyal soldier in his army once he finally establishes himself as a regional warlord in the geographic area of his choosing.
Forfeiture of this license agreement may entail implicit forfeiture of your life and the lives of your family and friends. Truth be told, they have probably already somehow fallen under the legitimate domain of this license, so you will most likely have to answer for their actions as well as your own. By reading this, you have already implied a committment to all listed terms, so please do comply, lest I feel compelled to send my goons after your kneecaps.