Unless otherwise specified (as in the example on the right), the
copyrights of all content on this site are solely the property of Tarik
Dozier. The copyrights of other content outside of this site are not
really my concern, unless it's one of mine or it pertains to me or it
includes content which rightfully belongs to me... or I really like it...
or I really don't like it... or something. Please don't republish any of
this without my permission. I'm generally a nice guy; if you want to use
something here, just ask me, and
I'll consider it. Otherwise, I'll have to be a vengeful, scary man. That's
not usually fun... except for bystanders.
End User License Agreement
By perusing this site, you agree to the following:
Forfeiture of this license agreement may entail implicit forfeiture of
your life and the lives of your family and friends. Truth be told, they
have probably already somehow fallen under the legitimate domain of this
license, so you will most likely have to answer for their actions as well
as your own. By reading this, you have already implied a committment to
all listed terms, so please do comply, lest I feel compelled to send my
goons after your kneecaps.
- Your soul belongs to Tarik Dozier.
- Your firstborn child belongs to Tarik Dozier.
- Any necessary body parts that are presently attached to you belong
to Tarik Dozier if the need for a transplant arises. Please compile a list
and send it me at your earliest available convenience.
- Your home and all of its contents belong to Tarik Dozier, regardless
of whether or not they are (or rather, were) your legal property.
- You will obey Tarik Dozier's every brutal command, and will accept
your role as a disciple when he officially founds his own Tarik-centric
religion, as well as a loyal soldier in his army once he finally
establishes himself as a regional warlord in the geographic area of his