Tarik & Carina @ Nocturna's appallingly large women's room (Smart Bar), 2001
[photo by Chris Rose]

And I mean APPALLINGLY LARGE. Seriously, the men's room is a little dank hole that doesn't even have a mirror. The women have two adjoining rooms, one of which has a vanity wall, chairs, couches, a big-screen TV, complimentary Frango chocolates on the toilet seats, a massage therapist, staffers dedicated to telling you how pretty you look after you've touched up the lipstick....